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Monday, June 16, 2008

; 5:01 PM

Yo new jokes to tell u guys

1)Family reunion
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but i have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We're sick of each other,"said his father,"and i'm tired of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hungs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone."Like hell thry're getting a divorce!"
She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at her father,"You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until my brother and I get there. DO YOU HEAR ME?" and she hungs up.
The father hangs up his phone too, and turns to his wife. "Okay,"he says,"they are coming for Thanksgiving. Now what do we tell them for christmas!!"

2)In a children's General knowledge class, a little Johnny asked his teacher.
"Is it possible for a six year old girl to get pregnant?"
"No, of course not, Johnny."replied the teacher.
Johnny then nudged the girl sitting next to him and whispered,
"See I told you there's nothing to worry about."

3)Wishes do come true...
A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come upon a wishing well.
The woman leans over, makes a wish , and throws a coin.
Her husband decides he too wants to make a wish.
Unfortunately he leans over too far and falls down into the well.
The woman stands there shaken for a moment, and then exclaims,
"WOW, it works!!"

3)All he wants....
Two friends, Dave and John are talking about their love life.
Dave:" So, John, how is it going with the ladies?"
John:"All woman are nothing but sex objects."
Dave:"Really?"
John:"Yep. Whenever i mention sex, They object!!"

4)Are condom really safe?
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friends of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Thats all for now^^
Have a happy day people

Myself

RoyChiaHaoWen
03.11.92 ; SEVENTEEN
scorpio
Trumpter
wrss student 2005-2008
roy_chia@hotmail.com

HE LIKES
-Money
-Manga
-Anine
-Trumpet
-Skating
-Happy memories
-Cool weather
-Reading books
-People with an attitude
-PRANKING people
-PIMPLE-LESS face
-Hakuna Matada
-Sentimetal music
-Pop music
-Bowling
-MAJONG
-Winning
-WEDDING DINNER

HE HATES
-A SLOW Computer
-No MONEY in the wallet
-Feeling WEAK
-POOR result
-interference when having fun
-SEVERE Attitude people
-Spring onion
-anything TASTE MILKY
-Having a CURFEW
-pimple that keep poping out
-Being moody
-situations that makes me think alot
-Rock music
-Losing
-Being scolded
-Being avoided
-Scolding people

HE WANTS
-a cash box that have a proper key. not from popular pls
-a new handphone
-Good Grades
-Laptop
-Nice shirts
-Board shorts, size 30
-a very big house
-MORE $$
-Lots of tissue paper (pls dun buy this for my birthday)thanks
-Pimpless faces
-A trumpet not too ex la around thousand + can le^^
-King size bed
-Nice shoes
-almond chocolates(van holten)
-a bigger study table
-a clever maid(1 who understands english)
-Time machine
-A vacation with my cousins only overseas (no adults)
-grow taller
-A universal controler in my hands

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