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Monday, June 16, 2008

; 1:02 AM

Not gonna post about whats happening but going to post with jokes

1)A young man, excited over his first date, goes to the pharmacy to buy a condom
The pharmacist asked him if he wanted one piece or a packe of six.
"Give me a packet of six"siad the young man,"I am going to have great fun tonight."
When he went to pick up his date in her home, the mother opened the door and invited him to join the family dinner before they leave.At the dinner table, the young man was given the privilege to say Grace before the meal.
The young man prayed long and fervently. He prayed for the sick and the poor. He even prayed for the sinners and the criminals.
Finally when the couple left the house, the girl said to him "Hey, I didnt know you were so religious."
The young man replied, "I didnt know that your father was a Pharmacist!!!"

2)The VIP
The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was going to the airport in a limousine. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chaffeur changed places with him and got into the back of the limo.
Once on the highway, the Pope hit 90mph to see what the limocan do. Suddenly, he noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side mirror, so he pulled over.
The trooper approached thelimo, peered in through the windows, and then said,"just a moment please, I need to call in."
The trooper called and told the chief that he had pulled up a very important person for speeding. "How do i handle this, chief?" asked the trooper.
"Is it the Governor?"questioned the chief.
"No! This guy is even more important!"
"Is it the president?"asked the chief.
"No! Someone even more important!"
"Well who the heck is it?" screamed the chief.
"I don't know, chief," replied the trooper,"but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur!!"

3)Maids- the paid help...
A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers who says she the's the maid
Woman:"We don't have a maid."
Maid:"I was hired this morning by the man of the house."
Woman:"Well. this is his wife. Is he there?"
Maid:"He is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who i think is his wife."
Angry woman:"Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
Maid:"What will i have to do?"
Woman:"I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he's with."
The maids puts down the phone; the womans hears footsteps and the gunshots.
Maid:"What do i do with the bodies?"
Woman:"Throw them in the swimming pool."
Maid(puzzled):"But there's no pool here."
A long pause...
Woman:"Is this 6339 8023?!!"

Today only write 3 jokes
next time then continue to write.^^
Happy a happy day people

Myself

RoyChiaHaoWen
03.11.92 ; SEVENTEEN
scorpio
Trumpter
wrss student 2005-2008
roy_chia@hotmail.com

HE LIKES
-Money
-Manga
-Anine
-Trumpet
-Skating
-Happy memories
-Cool weather
-Reading books
-People with an attitude
-PRANKING people
-PIMPLE-LESS face
-Hakuna Matada
-Sentimetal music
-Pop music
-Bowling
-MAJONG
-Winning
-WEDDING DINNER

HE HATES
-A SLOW Computer
-No MONEY in the wallet
-Feeling WEAK
-POOR result
-interference when having fun
-SEVERE Attitude people
-Spring onion
-anything TASTE MILKY
-Having a CURFEW
-pimple that keep poping out
-Being moody
-situations that makes me think alot
-Rock music
-Losing
-Being scolded
-Being avoided
-Scolding people

HE WANTS
-a cash box that have a proper key. not from popular pls
-a new handphone
-Good Grades
-Laptop
-Nice shirts
-Board shorts, size 30
-a very big house
-MORE $$
-Lots of tissue paper (pls dun buy this for my birthday)thanks
-Pimpless faces
-A trumpet not too ex la around thousand + can le^^
-King size bed
-Nice shoes
-almond chocolates(van holten)
-a bigger study table
-a clever maid(1 who understands english)
-Time machine
-A vacation with my cousins only overseas (no adults)
-grow taller
-A universal controler in my hands

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